Evolution of Humans = Monkey Fish Squirrel

“You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel.” Mr(s.) Garrison, South Park.

Mr(s.) Garrison’s outlandish teaching of evolution is comparable to other documentated cases in American school systems. It’s a touchy subject. To be brief, and to not steal the limelight of  a fellow graduate student more versed in evolution, Mr(s). Garrison refused to teach evolution to the class, but since he’s not Principal Victoria, he presented an abridged version.

Later in the episode, he has an epiphany and realizes, through the guidance of Richard Dawkins, that evolution is not a bunch of “bullcrap.” If you have 30 minutes to kill, the episode is ROFL.

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